Can you believe the nerve?

First and foremost, let me say how much I love the majority of my callers. As I have my own strange sexual likes, I understand that many of the people who call me also have odd requests or fantasies about things. I thrive on that, knowing that I can help someone out and that they feel comfortable enough divulging their kink to me.

I can even appreciate the men who call up and see fat women as an easy mark. Someone who they can call names, degrade, and take their shit out on. I don't get many of those calls, but I don't mind the ones I do get. Let's face it, you have to have a tough hide to work in this industry, and if you can't handle a misogynistic guy calling you up (especially if you aren't strictly domme), then you need to find other work.

I'm not fooling myself, I know my body type is not the industry standard. But I really don't give a crap. Guys either find me attractive or they don't. If they don't, good for them, move on.


Now, you might be wondering where I'm going with this, and I'm about to tell you. I've had a few "customers" call me and right off the bat start saying they want to spoil me. Almost immediately they want to start paying with paypal or some other TOS-Violating means of paying me to get them more airtime. These people seem to think that paying me in another avenue will make me realize they mean business as far as "spoiling" me goes. I have yet to EVER find a man who follows through with "spoiling" me based on his assertations to do so. Leading me to believe that those who talk about it definitely don't have the means to follow through.

I got hit with one of those today. This silly male has a cuckold fantasy, which I excell at. Those are perhaps my favorite type of call. But he starts asking me to let him pay me through paypal (TOS violations for both Paypal AND Niteflirt). When I told him he could feel free to gift me money to a paypal account, but if he wanted to talk to me or see me on cam he would need to still call my niteflirt listing, he flipped his lid.

Now, this man is a self professed "billionaire". But he has a speaker account on Niteflirt, and is concerned that I want to "nickel and dime" him to death. Now I ask you, would a billionaire who is interested in fantasy phone sex and spoiling be this concerned about losing a few bucks? No.

He proceeded to "degrade" me and justify calling me by saying that only "fat whores" would talk about interracial cuckolding. So I guess that puts me at an advantage, doesn't it? :D

The thing I find highly amusing is the fact that there are many "beautiful" girls on niteflirt who offer interracial cuckold fantasy. Not just women with the more "pasty, white skin" than has ever been seen.

So to you, "Mister Executive"...I call bullshit. On soooo many levels. Go back to working your niteflirt account to pay for your calls to other fat women, because we know that's what you really want, and the only way you can pay for them. :D I was on to you the second you started asking about alternative payment, thanks for the ride!

The luck of the Irish

I started my weekend out on a great note: Had a fabulous pedicure. What a wonderful feeling. I love having someone's hands all over my feet. Trimming the nails, filing them, rubbing them....especially rubbing them.

I remember the first time I ever got a foot massage. I was 15, my friend's dad was a massage therapist. I was sitting on my friend's bed and his dad came in and started rubbing my feet. Wow, I was in heaven. I had no idea how good having a foot massage could be, but I was hooked. It sent tingles up and down my spine, made the hair on my neck stand on end. It made me quiver. Intoxicating. mmmmm.

I took pics of the pedicure for your viewing delight!

I had a girls night on Friday, watched movies, drank, took calls from wankers so me and my friend could laugh our asses off at them. Sooo pathetic!

Saturday I went to Boxxes, a local gay club. There was a benefit for the Men's Wellness Center there. What better place to find a few sissies to turn into cumsluts? I found two more than willing participants eager to drop to their knees and gobble up every dick I threw at them. I just know a few of you reading this are getting your panties in a twist just thinking about how lucky those two bois are to have me living in their town, aren't you?

Sunday night was spent with a REAL man. And oh, whatta man he is! I came 9 ways from Sunday and woke his ass up Monday for more. There are just some men I could lick all night, and he's one of them.

Here are my pedi pics. Enjoy your day my loyal followers. :D

Beware the Ides of March

In celebration of the last day of class for 2 1/2 weeks, I'm going to get a pedicure. Well, really, I would be getting the pedicure either way, but this makes it seem extra exciting. Especially the thought of freshly painted toes being forced into a waiting mouth. I love seeing a man on his knees quivering at the thought of my toes in his mouth. Or elsewhere. ;)

I may possibly be taking some new photos tomorrow. And hanging out with the fabulous Heidi. Oh yes! Two nights in a row. We are having a slumber party tomorrow, then going to a benefit show on Saturday.

I had a dream about New York last night. I am planning a trip in late May/early June and i think I'm REALLY starting to get the fever now. My birthday is May 20, so it will be a late present for myself. Mark your calendars! Cash and presents are always welcome!

I've decided I absolutely need a pair of the haute couture heels from Vivienne Westwood circa 2004. Like these. They're only $300. :D



Imagine these feet, new pedicure, those shoes. Oh yes. ::creams::

Gwen, why do you hate me!?!

Aaaaaargh! I neeeeeed this in my life!

For the rainy days!

Oh what the weekend brings!

I went to an old friend's birthday party at the Acropolis Gentlemen's Club and Steak house Friday night. Watched some hot naked chicks, drank with my buddy Casey and his gf, and had a damn good time. After seeing tits bounce in my face all night, I had quite the hankering for some pussy. So I called up my friend Tamara to see if she wanted to come out and play. But she was about an hour+ away, camping with two of her hottie friends, Jesse and Jeremy.

I had met Jeremy before and really hit it off with him, but I was all doe-eyed for my bf of the time, so nothing happened then. But I was gonna be damned if I didn't get my chance at him. Well, him, Tamara, and Jesse. :D

So Friday I went home alone. Had a few family things to do on Saturday day, but Jesse was coming in to town to pick me up around 6. He got here around 6:30 and we made our way east on the Columbia River. We get to the campsite and Tamara was cooking steaks and corn. It was slightly cloudy, it sprnkled later, but it was very warm for the recent weather.

I took a couple shots of tequila when I got there, got my stomach nice and warm and ready for hot steak and juicy corn ::EG::.

Before long, we were all getting pretty plastered. It's finals week this week, so I was definitely in the need of hardcore relaxation. And I can think of no better way to relax than fucking the shit out of a hot chick and two hot as fuck guys.

Seriously, it's been way too long since I got wild and crazy. I think I need more.

mmmm Dick

I was out last night with my sister and her BFF and ran into an old fuck buddy of mine. I was just asking Mikeal about him on Friday. haven't seen or heard from him in almost 2 years, but I was looking for a fun time and he's ALWAYS fun.

So we go out last nihgt and I run into him there. Small world! He bought me a few drinks and we determined we'd be going back to my place.

We get here and little time is wasted in tossing the clothes on the floor.

We ran the gammut of positions. I had been reluctant to get back into the dating and fucking scene again after my breakup, but I broke out of that last night. And remembered how amazing I can be at fucking on top.

I've been really wanting the new LG chocolate phone lately. Apparently he got one through a client and he thinks it's "gay" and doesn't like that it isn't a flip phone. So he said he's gonna give it to me. Whether that happens or not, we'll see, but it would be pretty fuckin awesome if he does.

So now today, I'm even hornier than normal. A good dicking after a drought usually does that though. I sense a good fuck-spree coming on. Look out

An Introduction

I'm Kami. :D

I'm a college student in the Portland, Oregon area. I go to a community college, enrolled in the science and general education classes required to gain entry to the RN program. I'm also training to be a phlebotomist. They draw blood, in case you were wondering.

I love to do things like any "normal" girl. Shopping, movies, romantic interludes, play pool, drink on occasion, go to the beach. But sometimes, I just like to get down and dirty and do some naughty stuff.

I started doing phone sex because I've always heard that I had a fantastic, sexy voice on the phone. Since I was a teenager, I've heard that I should either do radio or phone sex. I tried radio out and decided that was not my deal. A couple years ago, I decided to give the phone sex a whirl. I love sex and have always been so curious about all the different kinks people have. I love talking about it with pretty much everyone I know, so it seems like such a natural thing for me to do.

It took me a while to really get into it, in fact I didn't take calls for over a year. I recently got back into it and have been going at it full force. Well, at least outside of my studies.

I decided to try cam shows after several callers requested me to do them. My very first cam show was over in May of 2005. The guy started asking me if I would shit on cam for him and then asked if I had a dog. Now, I may be extremely open-minded about trying new things, bestiality isn't anywhere on that list. The scat scene isn't really for me either.

Don't get me wrong, as long as people are willing and consenting, I'm cool with talking about things that I may not engage in. There are a few things I'm into I'd consider kinky or out of the ordinary. Dogs and scat just aren't some of those things. :D

When it comes down to it, I'm jsut your average girl, looking for an average life, who happens to be super fucking naughty when the clothes come off. I like to fuck.

I'll tell you one thing. I absolutely LOVE giving head. I started doing that long before I started having sex. And I think all the practice I've put in has made me quite the expert at it.

I hope this introduction has given you a little bit of insight into me. The things I post will be actual events that occur in my life.

Let me know if there's anything you want to know!

xoxo
Kami