It was never my intention to brag

Well, well. Sorry it's been a while. I got REALLY busy doing an internship at the hospital I've ALWAYS wanted to work at. And the GREAT news...I got offered a job there and I start on the 11th! SO EXCITED!

I started running and have so far lost 30 lbs! I'm gonna run in a 5k race at the end of this month. I'm scared but super excited!!

I've been having lots of other fun too. Not as much as I'd like, since i've been so busy, but I recently experienced my first Prince Albert piercing. Fucking HOT!! Mmmmm.

So I stopped doing cam for the most part. I will still do it on special occasions (like when I feel like it) and for special requests. I still have all my phone only lines and I've been taking pics too. I have a new photo shoot from April with a TON of pics. I believe it about 180. I am selling ALL 180 for a special price of $25. You can get those here. There are a few just for those foot fetish guys. Let's just say, there was a happy ending. :D

Here is a little bit of what the pics look like.






And some pics from my birthday party a couple weeks ago.

Let me entertain you, is your soul for hire?

Sorry I haven't blogged in a bit. I've been a little busy hanging with a friend who is in from out of town. She left last night and we had quite the send off, let me tell you!

On Friday, we went about an hourand a half out of Portland to the Bagby Hot Springs. I've done a lot of talking about going out there but never gotten around to it. So when Kassi mentioned it, I thought it would be perfect.

The drive out was amazing. We stopped about 30 minutes away from the hot springs to eat lunch. We had been seeing a lot of butterflies on the drive, so when we stopped along the river for lunch, we weren't surprised to see quite a few. There was one patch of them, all gather in a circle...there must have been at least 40 of them. Just congregating. We walked up and stood about 2 feet from them and they just sat there on the ground, fluttering their wings. Then all of a sudden, they all flew up and began circling around us. It was purely majestic. One of the neatest things I've seen.

We ate in the grass looking at the river. It was amazing, clear, and almost emerald green in spots. Breathtaking to look at on the drive there. The springs are on a side of Mt Hood, and the drive there follows the river the entire way, so for over an hour we were just in awe of the white water rapids and then the calm, serene pools. I MUST go there a couple times this summer. I had the strongest urge to jump in, even though I know it would probably be so cold my heart would stop.

When we made it to the hot springs, there is little bit of a hike to get there. It was pretty tame until the last 15 minutes, which was a grueling uphill hike. It was warm and sunny already, and now I was sweaty and hot from hiking uphill, so we walked around instead of jumping right into a tub. The water was HOT!

After 20 minutes, sitting on the mountain side, looking down at the rolling river, we found ourselves a room. There are about 6 private baths, 4 public sinble baths, and a few round communal baths. We opted for a private room so we could savor each other without lookie loo's ogling (although that has it's own appeal).

I got naked while we were waiting for our tub to fill and Kassi was grabbing a bucket of cold water to temper the water. Our room door was open and a guy was walking down the stairs immediately in front of the room, so I gave him a little show, playing with my titties and smiling at him. That was pretty hot and made me really wet. :)

We spent about an our in the tub before it got too hot for us to bare. We played with the cold water a little and made our nipples nice and hard....so much fun playing together!

Sadly, I forgot my camera and didn't get any pics of my trip, but I will definitely be going again and I won't be so forgetful next time.

I'm sore from the hike, it's Easter and I'm about ready to jump in the shower and get ready for dinner. I hope you all are doing well and hope to hear from you all soon!

<3 Kami

Can you believe the nerve?

First and foremost, let me say how much I love the majority of my callers. As I have my own strange sexual likes, I understand that many of the people who call me also have odd requests or fantasies about things. I thrive on that, knowing that I can help someone out and that they feel comfortable enough divulging their kink to me.

I can even appreciate the men who call up and see fat women as an easy mark. Someone who they can call names, degrade, and take their shit out on. I don't get many of those calls, but I don't mind the ones I do get. Let's face it, you have to have a tough hide to work in this industry, and if you can't handle a misogynistic guy calling you up (especially if you aren't strictly domme), then you need to find other work.

I'm not fooling myself, I know my body type is not the industry standard. But I really don't give a crap. Guys either find me attractive or they don't. If they don't, good for them, move on.


Now, you might be wondering where I'm going with this, and I'm about to tell you. I've had a few "customers" call me and right off the bat start saying they want to spoil me. Almost immediately they want to start paying with paypal or some other TOS-Violating means of paying me to get them more airtime. These people seem to think that paying me in another avenue will make me realize they mean business as far as "spoiling" me goes. I have yet to EVER find a man who follows through with "spoiling" me based on his assertations to do so. Leading me to believe that those who talk about it definitely don't have the means to follow through.

I got hit with one of those today. This silly male has a cuckold fantasy, which I excell at. Those are perhaps my favorite type of call. But he starts asking me to let him pay me through paypal (TOS violations for both Paypal AND Niteflirt). When I told him he could feel free to gift me money to a paypal account, but if he wanted to talk to me or see me on cam he would need to still call my niteflirt listing, he flipped his lid.

Now, this man is a self professed "billionaire". But he has a speaker account on Niteflirt, and is concerned that I want to "nickel and dime" him to death. Now I ask you, would a billionaire who is interested in fantasy phone sex and spoiling be this concerned about losing a few bucks? No.

He proceeded to "degrade" me and justify calling me by saying that only "fat whores" would talk about interracial cuckolding. So I guess that puts me at an advantage, doesn't it? :D

The thing I find highly amusing is the fact that there are many "beautiful" girls on niteflirt who offer interracial cuckold fantasy. Not just women with the more "pasty, white skin" than has ever been seen.

So to you, "Mister Executive"...I call bullshit. On soooo many levels. Go back to working your niteflirt account to pay for your calls to other fat women, because we know that's what you really want, and the only way you can pay for them. :D I was on to you the second you started asking about alternative payment, thanks for the ride!

The luck of the Irish

I started my weekend out on a great note: Had a fabulous pedicure. What a wonderful feeling. I love having someone's hands all over my feet. Trimming the nails, filing them, rubbing them....especially rubbing them.

I remember the first time I ever got a foot massage. I was 15, my friend's dad was a massage therapist. I was sitting on my friend's bed and his dad came in and started rubbing my feet. Wow, I was in heaven. I had no idea how good having a foot massage could be, but I was hooked. It sent tingles up and down my spine, made the hair on my neck stand on end. It made me quiver. Intoxicating. mmmmm.

I took pics of the pedicure for your viewing delight!

I had a girls night on Friday, watched movies, drank, took calls from wankers so me and my friend could laugh our asses off at them. Sooo pathetic!

Saturday I went to Boxxes, a local gay club. There was a benefit for the Men's Wellness Center there. What better place to find a few sissies to turn into cumsluts? I found two more than willing participants eager to drop to their knees and gobble up every dick I threw at them. I just know a few of you reading this are getting your panties in a twist just thinking about how lucky those two bois are to have me living in their town, aren't you?

Sunday night was spent with a REAL man. And oh, whatta man he is! I came 9 ways from Sunday and woke his ass up Monday for more. There are just some men I could lick all night, and he's one of them.

Here are my pedi pics. Enjoy your day my loyal followers. :D

Beware the Ides of March

In celebration of the last day of class for 2 1/2 weeks, I'm going to get a pedicure. Well, really, I would be getting the pedicure either way, but this makes it seem extra exciting. Especially the thought of freshly painted toes being forced into a waiting mouth. I love seeing a man on his knees quivering at the thought of my toes in his mouth. Or elsewhere. ;)

I may possibly be taking some new photos tomorrow. And hanging out with the fabulous Heidi. Oh yes! Two nights in a row. We are having a slumber party tomorrow, then going to a benefit show on Saturday.

I had a dream about New York last night. I am planning a trip in late May/early June and i think I'm REALLY starting to get the fever now. My birthday is May 20, so it will be a late present for myself. Mark your calendars! Cash and presents are always welcome!

I've decided I absolutely need a pair of the haute couture heels from Vivienne Westwood circa 2004. Like these. They're only $300. :D



Imagine these feet, new pedicure, those shoes. Oh yes. ::creams::

Gwen, why do you hate me!?!

Aaaaaargh! I neeeeeed this in my life!

For the rainy days!

Oh what the weekend brings!

I went to an old friend's birthday party at the Acropolis Gentlemen's Club and Steak house Friday night. Watched some hot naked chicks, drank with my buddy Casey and his gf, and had a damn good time. After seeing tits bounce in my face all night, I had quite the hankering for some pussy. So I called up my friend Tamara to see if she wanted to come out and play. But she was about an hour+ away, camping with two of her hottie friends, Jesse and Jeremy.

I had met Jeremy before and really hit it off with him, but I was all doe-eyed for my bf of the time, so nothing happened then. But I was gonna be damned if I didn't get my chance at him. Well, him, Tamara, and Jesse. :D

So Friday I went home alone. Had a few family things to do on Saturday day, but Jesse was coming in to town to pick me up around 6. He got here around 6:30 and we made our way east on the Columbia River. We get to the campsite and Tamara was cooking steaks and corn. It was slightly cloudy, it sprnkled later, but it was very warm for the recent weather.

I took a couple shots of tequila when I got there, got my stomach nice and warm and ready for hot steak and juicy corn ::EG::.

Before long, we were all getting pretty plastered. It's finals week this week, so I was definitely in the need of hardcore relaxation. And I can think of no better way to relax than fucking the shit out of a hot chick and two hot as fuck guys.

Seriously, it's been way too long since I got wild and crazy. I think I need more.